Hallooo and welcome to WAR
A terrible day for Waring I said to them but did they listen?

No, they just went on smashing each other and lighting the world on fire. Terribly uncivilized.

Ahem. Well for those of you just joining us, there seems to be a very angry Dragon burning the Chamber to a crisp. nasty creatures dragons, terribly moody.

why once on a most unfortunate occasion I myself ran into a dragon
Warship: WEIR DAMN IT! THE FUCKING WAR, MAN!

oh! yes, yes indeedy warshyshippy thank you

Weir has dressed for the occasion as well

Amandalynn: omg
Berber: ohhh. omg. god.
broken: oohh fancy war weir
Berber: THAT man, watching over you kids, everbody

i look fabulous.this is really popular in paris ill have you know.

Ladies and gentleman my very best friend warshyshippy. that's him down there - battling the..well it was a lion im sure.
now it's oh its a snake!

Prague: Two actually.
Prague: First a Tiger Snake, then a constrictor.

madam excuse me I am the announcer
-becomes pompous-
help a lady once and they walk all over you -sheesh-

Notechis scutatus to be exact - ahem.
very poisonous normally found in australia and tasmania

let us hope it does not bit War- hey! hey you down there I say!

oh whats this? A mare made of fire entering the Chamber now. very smart i must say- fight fire with fire- atta girl!

oh wait- what's she - oh how terrible

she's healing the Chamber soldiers there - yup - well not entirely smart this one

except of course my friend Warship- "Thank you madam"  "fine job, keep it up"

affy: well, weir, she is on the chamber's side ;P

she seemed like such a nice girl too

smart to leave though, terrible day for a War

never start new endeavors on Thursday I say

I told them I did, but no one listen's to jolly ol Weir

I even helped that one put out the tree -points-

now look at her