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    • Year: 232
    • Season: Autumn
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    Assailant -- Year 226

    QOTY

    "But the dream, the echo, slips from him as quickly as he had found it and as consciousness comes to him (a slap and not the gentle waves of oceanic tides), it dissolves entirely. His muscles relax as the cold claims him again, as the numbness sets in, and when his grey eyes open, there’s nothing but the faint after burn of a dream often trod and never remembered." --Brigade, written by Laura

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        Thread: I been lit since last night; any (chaos week)
    Post: I been lit since last night; any (chaos week)
    Before McDonald’s, I bet “don’t buy cheeseburgers from a clown” was a pretty hard and fast rule. Satty is completely used to being ignored, which is fine, because his style of existing doesn’t ...
    		 satire Meadow 1 829 05-23-2021, 07:37 PM
        Thread: surely you can't be serious; any
    Post: surely you can't be serious; any
    Before McDonald’s, I bet “don’t buy cheeseburgers from a clown” was a pretty hard and fast rule.   Just because nobody wants to or knows how to react to Satty doesn’t mean he won’t come around, m...
    		 satire Meadow 2 1,995 11-10-2018, 08:50 PM
        Thread: ladies call me Subway because I've got low-quality meat and lie about being 6 inches;
    Post: RE: ladies call me Subway because I've got low-qua...
    Before McDonald’s, I bet “don’t buy cheeseburgers from a clown” was a pretty hard and fast rule. Satire is a fearsome warrior, as long as his opponent is an inanimate object that’s not sharp or ...
    		 satire Meadow 2 1,988 03-18-2018, 01:32 PM
        Thread: ladies call me Subway because I've got low-quality meat and lie about being 6 inches;
    Post: ladies call me Subway because I've got low-quality...
    Before McDonald’s, I bet “don’t buy cheeseburgers from a clown” was a pretty hard and fast rule.   The midnight and moondwash’d stag embarks his chassis into the meadow, writes the author, in a s...
    		 satire Meadow 2 1,988 02-25-2018, 07:37 PM
        Thread: Cryptids Do Lurk
    Post: RE: Cryptids Do Lurk
    I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. We’...
    		 satire Mountain Archives 44 28,781 10-16-2017, 09:10 PM
        Thread: sad to think all the animals in Space Jam are dead now; anybody at all
    Post: sad to think all the animals in Space Jam are dead...
    If you're a blacksmith, probably the proudest day of your life is when you get your first anvil. How innocent you are, little blacksmith.   In today’s rife political climate, with everyone at each...
    		 satire Meadow 0 1,405 03-26-2017, 07:35 PM
        Thread: It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah; any
    Post: RE: It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a cold and it’...
    Before McDonald’s I bet "don't buy cheeseburgers from a clown" was a pretty hard and fast rule It’s flattering, really, that she might find him a threat – not to slap an old cliché around, but S...
    		 satire Gemstone Ridge 9 4,993 08-29-2016, 04:25 PM
        Thread: It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah; any
    Post: RE: It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a cold and it’...
    Before McDonald’s I bet "don't buy cheeseburgers from a clown" was a pretty hard and fast rule “Nice to meet you, Pot,” he says, “since we’re sharing nicknames, you can call me Satty.” A less e...
    		 satire Gemstone Ridge 9 4,993 08-29-2016, 03:16 PM
        Thread: It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah; any
    Post: RE: It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a cold and it’...
    Before McDonald’s I bet "don't buy cheeseburgers from a clown" was a pretty hard and fast rule His magnetic presence has already drawn in a mare. (Funny, because usually by ‘magnetic we mean he...
    		 satire Gemstone Ridge 9 4,993 08-29-2016, 02:45 PM
        Thread: It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah; any
    Post: It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a cold and it’s a ...
    no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful Satire has been an extremely prolific stallion recently, with his progeny numbering in the actual digits, but for reasons he wa...
    		 satire Gemstone Ridge 9 4,993 08-29-2016, 02:34 PM
        Thread: Well this is awkward[Satire]
    Post: RE: Well this is awkward[Satire]
    If you pet your pet rock enough times it will erode and you'll be alone again. Satty is totally ready to be a cool father. He has a lot to teach children, many pieces of lore, like about how he ...
    		 satire Meadow 3 3,255 08-11-2016, 10:54 AM
        Thread: Well this is awkward[Satire]
    Post: RE: Well this is awkward[Satire]
    If you're a blacksmith, probably the proudest day of your life is when you get your first anvil. How innocent you are, little blacksmith. When God said ‘be fruitful and multiply,’ He probably was...
    		 satire Meadow 3 3,255 08-04-2016, 07:44 PM
        Thread: I respect the moon, it controls two of our most precious elements, oceans and wolves.
    Post: I respect the moon, it controls two of our most pr...
    Before McDonald’s I bet "don't buy cheeseburgers from a clown" was a pretty hard and fast rule.   We do odd things when we’ve gone Excel blind during a reporting month.   Anyway.   Satty leaves ...
    		 satire Meadow 0 1,330 07-18-2016, 04:47 PM
        Thread: ladies call me Subway cuz I've got low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches; any
    Post: RE: ladies call me Subway cuz I've got low quality...
    I think it's high time we started questioning the old cliches like "Grunt big for Daddy." This could only be a clear conspiracy to keep them from defeating the entire war (all of it); as Beqnana roi...
    		 satire Meadow 7 5,278 03-14-2016, 03:19 PM
        Thread: ladies call me Subway cuz I've got low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches; any
    Post: RE: ladies call me Subway cuz I've got low quality...
    I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins. All around them, war spins like a whirling dervish of hurricanes. The kingdoms – redistributed in their magic but holding old...
    		 satire Meadow 7 5,278 02-25-2016, 05:30 PM
        Thread: ladies call me Subway cuz I've got low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches; any
    Post: RE: ladies call me Subway cuz I've got low quality...
    If you're a blacksmith, probably the proudest day of your life is when you get your first anvil. How innocent you are, little blacksmith. Let’s get this straight: Satty is a pretty big optimist. ...
    		 satire Meadow 7 5,278 02-10-2016, 04:36 PM
        Thread: ladies call me Subway cuz I've got low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches; any
    Post: ladies call me Subway cuz I've got low quality mea...
     Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so that his arms and legs form "spokes." Happiness is when he stops.   It was with little fanfare that the brute ingressed ‘po...
    		 satire Meadow 7 5,278 01-28-2016, 06:16 PM