[mature] You think you got me, but you're in too deep; Kagerus

[Kagerus]

Out with the golden we sew, and the lower past that crawls.
Now, to the doorway you run, to the girl that's not lost.

Well, if we're counting things that we're good at, let me get started:

1) Napping. We seem to have so much in common already.
2) Being a dick. Seriously, I did not see this going this way.
3) Loving my family, my home, and those within it. There, that's better. I'm sure that this Ass-hhal couldn't say the same - so obviously, now there's no reason for me to do that other thing he's good at. Not with him, anyway.

I haven't really been looking forward to the winter either, but of course, I have the advantage that if I dream that I am warm, I will be when I wake up. No cuddle-buddy required, no siree - I am my own cuddle buddy. Really, if you think about it, I could go fuck myself... But... I really --

Let's not get into that.

I'm not particularly looking for trouble when I stumble into the self-proclaimed poet's little glen of Harmonious Tranquility, but boy do I find it. I snort in derision at the sight of a grown-ass man sprawled out like a dead slug on the red-and-yellow forest floor, stomping my hoof as I am forced to come to a stop. This is exactly what I get for hoping to enjoy a perfectly relaxing walk through the park. A dirty hobo to oogle me.

"Do you always stay seated when a lady is present?"

Gods, what have I gotten myself into.

Kagerus

sweet nothing

Your request for nappytime dream land Kagerus has been heard, unfortunately only BitchKag can come to the phone right now :| @[Ashhal] Also I loved writing this. Comic relief threads are a YES FROM ME.