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[Calcifer]

Incorrect.

I wonder what it was like to be a king or queen in the old days, waving with your right hand and wearing fourty-five or maybe one hundred different rings a day. Not to mention the crown, or the clothes. One could develop rheumatism from all that waving and jewelry wearing. The Romans knew how to get it done, that’s for sure, one hundred and fifty years of war to call yourself Caesar! But I’m no history book. War has been around forever, always recorded by historians and written by the winners. Even the saxons can claim their bloody conquest, tromping around on uncultivated land and cutting down truly lawless habitats to build new civilizations.

king or queen : RH, an abbreviation meaning "Royal Highness"
right hand : RH, an abbreviation meaning "Right Hand"
forty-five: 45, the atomic number for Rhodium, RH
rheumatism: RH
Romans, one hundred and fifty: Y is the Roman numeral for 150
RHY

War being recorded by historians: google search LAGERTHA first hit reveals her name being recorded by Saxo, a historian
saxons: Saxo, again reference to LAGERTHA
LAGERTHA

uncultivated land: google search JUNGLE, first wiki hit etymology reveals jungle as a sanskrit word meaning, "uncultivated land"
truly lawless: same google search, same wiki page, as metaphor meaning situations that are "truly lawless".
JUNGLE

So, stealing Rhy from Lagertha of the Jungle for a one year captivity. Successful?