I didn't name who I wanted to steal this time. Very nice.

[Kimber]

My little brother is hella weird, he goes from talking about fuckin’ bitches around his friends but when he gets home he immediately logs onto PS3 and cellphone RPGs, wasting all his precious energy instead of helping. I hear him trying on new accents from time to time, yesterday he was yelling, “FUCK MOTHER RUSSIA” in the shower. I looked up his internet history, I think I may tell mom about all the links to dragon games and porn. I’ve been waiting for this so I can finally win and get the keys to the car this weekend. He may conquer his fantasy world but I rule this roost.

One from one in three.

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My little brother is hella weird, he goes from talking about fuckin’ bitches around his friends but when he gets home he immediately logs onto PS3 and cellphone RPGs, wasting all his precious energy instead of helping. I hear him trying on new accents from time to time, yesterday he was yelling, “FUCK MOTHER RUSSIA” in the shower. I looked up his internet history, I think I may tell mom about all the links to dragon games and porn. I’ve been waiting for this so I can finally win and get the keys to the car this weekend. He may conquer his fantasy world but I rule this roost.

One from one in three.

also it's a kingdom

[Yael]

Blocking kratos from vanquish of the desert

vanquish = car (aston martin vanquish) and conquer
desert = The Desert (Dragon Prince), a fictional Princedom (or country) in Melanie Rawn's Dragon Prince and Dragon Star novel trilogies
kartos = a character in the God of War PS3 games


that was tricksy. and also rip my internet history

[Kimber]

ahhh you got half of it right.

It was Rhynn from Vanquish/Deserts.

[Sarah]

Rhynn doesn't live in the Desert