05-08-2020, 12:26 PM
The winged mare parrots back with a thorn up my butt? and he watches with cool violet eyes as she finds a shallow suitable for wading through. Nerve waits on the riverside bank for her, ever so patiently until she is in a prime location, front and center, to see his the line of his mouth curve into a crooked grin, “Yeah, you know, It’s when a sharp pointy object gets lodged in that shapely tuckus of yours. And you thought I was dense,” he chides with a flippant scoff, testing the young mare’s boundaries, knowing fully well that she had understood him to begin with.
Weasel, she calls him and he dramatically balks at such language. “THAT is offensive, madame. I am OFFENDED!” To confuse a mongoose and a weasel was a crime against furry critters everywhere and he makes a great show of staring at her with disdain and mouth hanging ajar in complete and utter shock. “First of all, weasels are cute and fluffy. I am not cute, nor fluffy. Secondly, mongooses are sleek and fight off snakes which is - hooves down - way cooler,” he stopped to smile stupidly with a slight puff in his chest, “like me.”
He can’t keep up with this charade much longer though, and he snorts indecently with laughter before giving up entirely, seizing with fits of giggles until his eyes watered. When he was able to calm down some, enough to catch his breath and look around to see if she still bothered to grace him with her presence he said, “I’m Nerve. Why are you out here by yourself Padme?”
@[Padme] he is such a dork lol
Weasel, she calls him and he dramatically balks at such language. “THAT is offensive, madame. I am OFFENDED!” To confuse a mongoose and a weasel was a crime against furry critters everywhere and he makes a great show of staring at her with disdain and mouth hanging ajar in complete and utter shock. “First of all, weasels are cute and fluffy. I am not cute, nor fluffy. Secondly, mongooses are sleek and fight off snakes which is - hooves down - way cooler,” he stopped to smile stupidly with a slight puff in his chest, “like me.”
He can’t keep up with this charade much longer though, and he snorts indecently with laughter before giving up entirely, seizing with fits of giggles until his eyes watered. When he was able to calm down some, enough to catch his breath and look around to see if she still bothered to grace him with her presence he said, “I’m Nerve. Why are you out here by yourself Padme?”
@[Padme] he is such a dork lol