12-16-2025, 12:17 PM
i do it for the ho's
For the sake of Beqanna, it's probably a good thing Layland doesn't have a trait. While it would certainly only add to his overall flair and fabulous-ness, he also couldn't be trusted with that kinda power. Piss him off? Poof, turned into a toad. Accidentally bump into him? Avada Kedavra, or whatever Harold Pooter said. Even something as mundane as wings. Nah, he'd get great pleasure in flying around and shitting on some unsuspecting victims head.
Checks and balances, my dear, checks and balances. For every do good'er, theres an absolute menace. Layland is most likely a menace. And by most likely, I mean when you look up the word "menace" in dictionary, Mr. Webster thought it was best to put Laylands stupid looking mug right beside the definition.
With her coloring, he thinks its quite fitting that she's a leech. She tries to church it up with some fancy schmancy words, but Layland has a nack for looking through the bullshit. A puke green leech, thats what she is. But she's a woman, and thats really all it takes to captivate our hot pink idiot. Clearly, she's more woman than hes used to but he is known far and wide for biting off more than he can chew.
(Far and wide isn't very far, but Layland is nothing if not egotistical. Its easier for the rest of us rational folk to know the truth and leave Layland to his own thoughts and beliefs.)
"Easyyyyyy girl, I didn't mean anything by it. The ability to puke would be MOST impressive." he says, giving her a stupid wink to match his stupid grin. "But I do agree, you're definitely young and beautiful. Very...earthy." Again, with the wink, just the opposite eye this time.
(I've tried telling him the winking is creepy, but he says its how he always draws the ladies. So to him I say "Go On WiTh YoUr BaD sElF")
"Me personally, I don't have any traits other than this banging coat color. Which is fine, cause as you said, I'm a SPECIMEN." he says brightly, even though she didn't ask. He knew she was going to and figured he'd be a gentlemen and save her the trouble. Everyone ALWAYS wants to know about Layland.
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@Krieg