08-04-2016, 11:04 PM
Okay okay okay.
Today's the day! Marika is going to find her Prince Charming...waddle upppp all sexy like and BAM! Hey baby daddy!
Most perfect plan ever. She can't help but smile at her ingenious idea. Babies always save relationships right? They always make sure things work out, yes? So here we have, our little autumn latte darling, sauntering up in a super slow motion wobble. The dark eyes rotate around looking at all the faces for the right one. Pretty lips are pursed in a smile. "Oh you whooo!" She is calling out to no particular horse but hopefully her LOVAH would know... (because we all know how every one gathers in the meadow like daily for the haps on the Beqanna ponehs).
Well what do we have here? Also sorts of boys. Tall, ruggedly handsome, and super muscled bros. All of 'em! Except- "Hi, um,-" This odd, kinda squatty, round dude is all up on her. He is trying to give her sexy eyes but in reality it looks a little like he has a touch of the down syndrome and possible seizures judging by the way he keeps flicking his head.
SO
Our brown eyes girl with the big ole lady bump tries to pivot around him but this damn baby is refusing to let her walk normally. It's weird really, like there is a gravitational pull towards this guy and Marika looks him over. She's fighting passed the whiskers and the tub of a chub. She's reaaallllyyy fighting here and has to squint one eye, tilt her head exactly 22.4 degrees west with the sun blinding the other eye (like burn the retina) and
"Shit."
Marika feels the parasite swimming around in her heaving belly start going ape-shit and kicking. Right now the dun gal isn't sure if she's gonna hurl from the foal doing back flips or the flood of memories when things were going places they shouldn't have. (Wrong hole, fool!) AND as luck would have it, some pains start in her lady bits and her knees are getting shaky and weak...
"Oh great." This kid is on it's way and Mar had gotta who lotta notta time. So what's a girl to do? Baby magic time!
(and not the fun part)
So with some sweat on her brow and some pains in her loins she is looking at Rico Suave with a pretty hefty sigh. "Did you....and I...you know...?" Now the foal is running lamps against her bladder and her inability to barf is a pain in her womb (literally) but for now the kids not coming so okay...let's chit chat for a bit then.
Today's the day! Marika is going to find her Prince Charming...waddle upppp all sexy like and BAM! Hey baby daddy!
Most perfect plan ever. She can't help but smile at her ingenious idea. Babies always save relationships right? They always make sure things work out, yes? So here we have, our little autumn latte darling, sauntering up in a super slow motion wobble. The dark eyes rotate around looking at all the faces for the right one. Pretty lips are pursed in a smile. "Oh you whooo!" She is calling out to no particular horse but hopefully her LOVAH would know... (because we all know how every one gathers in the meadow like daily for the haps on the Beqanna ponehs).
Well what do we have here? Also sorts of boys. Tall, ruggedly handsome, and super muscled bros. All of 'em! Except- "Hi, um,-" This odd, kinda squatty, round dude is all up on her. He is trying to give her sexy eyes but in reality it looks a little like he has a touch of the down syndrome and possible seizures judging by the way he keeps flicking his head.
SO
Our brown eyes girl with the big ole lady bump tries to pivot around him but this damn baby is refusing to let her walk normally. It's weird really, like there is a gravitational pull towards this guy and Marika looks him over. She's fighting passed the whiskers and the tub of a chub. She's reaaallllyyy fighting here and has to squint one eye, tilt her head exactly 22.4 degrees west with the sun blinding the other eye (like burn the retina) and
"Shit."
Marika feels the parasite swimming around in her heaving belly start going ape-shit and kicking. Right now the dun gal isn't sure if she's gonna hurl from the foal doing back flips or the flood of memories when things were going places they shouldn't have. (Wrong hole, fool!) AND as luck would have it, some pains start in her lady bits and her knees are getting shaky and weak...
"Oh great." This kid is on it's way and Mar had gotta who lotta notta time. So what's a girl to do? Baby magic time!
(and not the fun part)
So with some sweat on her brow and some pains in her loins she is looking at Rico Suave with a pretty hefty sigh. "Did you....and I...you know...?" Now the foal is running lamps against her bladder and her inability to barf is a pain in her womb (literally) but for now the kids not coming so okay...let's chit chat for a bit then.
Marika
and Fuzzy! (still in utero)