08-08-2016, 08:20 PM
A U R U M N
too hot, hot damn
What the hell did I just do? “Diplomat”? Sounds like the worst word ever right now. And now I have to work. Just because I didn’t want to let long-ears feel all superior and shit. And no sooner did I say I’d do it and some other dude is calling all the “diplomats” together. I had just started thinking that maybe it was all just a joke. Like we just call each other diplomats and soldiers and then go about our lives like normal. But no, someone is making a racket and I guess I have to go because otherwise long-ears and the innocent girl will think I’m a loser.
Lazy. Fun loving. But not a loser. I’m too good for that. So I shuffle myself over to the grey stallion. He isn’t much to look at physically compared to me. Maybe I should have thought about the army after all. I could have just faked some serious disease or eaten beets and pretended I was pissing blood afterwards if it ever came to actually fighting. At least I look more like a soldier than a “diplomat”. And I bet it would attract the ladies more. Maybe a scar or two wouldn’t be so bad, it would add to my sex appeal.
But damn I don’t want to ruin this god-given body like that. It would just be a sin, man. Anyway, this dude is talking now and I have to at least look like I’m paying attention and interested. “Yeah… I’m Aurumn. Just joined up.” I offer nonchalantly. I toss a little smile at any ladies that have shown up. I'm sure they are more interested in the bay tobiano stud with the great hair than this boring get-together, might as well give them a little fan-service.
He drones on about recruiting, stealing, debates… Yawn. Am I right? Yeah. Anyway, I guess a trip or two out and about to the warmer regions can only benefit me. I can always just say it was for recruiting. Especially if I bring a female or two back. “Got it.” I reply, already lost in my own, more interesting, thoughts. This was one of those meetings that could should have been an email.
make a dragon wanna retire man